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Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How To Watch The 2025 U.S. National Championships - SwimSwam
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you typically do while on meth?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
McDonald’s to suffer massive boycott from customers - TheStreet
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Microsoft confirms auth issues affecting Microsoft 365 users - BleepingComputer
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
‘Black Swan Event’ Could Trigger 25% Drop in Alphabet Stock, Warns Barclays - TipRanks
No go.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What’s on the Hamptons Status List? - The Cut
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Life from oceans to savannas explained with one single rule - Phys.org
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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